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wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019
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peacocking

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a manner that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a way that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.
"Another bathroom selfie? That's Becky's 3rd in a row."
“She hasn't matched in a few days, she’s peacocking again.”
by larryword May 31, 2018
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Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."
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negro peacock

A black penis, usually had by overweight black females.
All these people on these stairs can suck my negro peacock.
by AmethystRemnant December 14, 2017
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Peacocking

Male wearing long shirt and leggings to give possible mate(s) a "peek" at his genitalia.
Peacocking is generally frowned upon whether your unit is worthy of such robust attention or not.
by icunthearyou December 19, 2017
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Peacock

In Australia, often at music festivals (usually end), a peacock is a guy who walks around shirtless showing off to get womens attractions. They are complete selfish douches and couldn't care about anyone else but themselves and the slutty women around them.
"I might not go to stereosonics this year. Last time I went, I got thrown up on by some douche peacock. Yeah, it's infested with peacocks, ugh"
by Zarshary November 8, 2017
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indigo peacock

by Dankmemesandsoakeddreams April 20, 2018
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