The Paul

When a person spreads your ass cheeks with their thumbs and then proceed to shove their fingers and both of their hands up your ass.

Maximum.Doom: "Damn, you just got The Paul!"
Maximum.Cock: "I know and it hurt like British diseases!"

by The Real Mianbao October 5, 2017

Pauling

Not responding to an email or following up with projects in a timely manner.

"I sent him that email last week. I can't believe he's Pauling me again."

by jokesies May 30, 2019

pauling

to totally ignore when spoken to

"Today he was pauling me. He wouldn't answer my question."

by Hayoun Kim November 7, 2008

Pauling

stealing another players loot

Stop pauling my building

by Gardenia84 February 18, 2019

paul

Savage

You are really paul

by lill rabbit October 4, 2016

The Paul

Noun describing the act of exposing one's genitalia to complete strangers in an effort to generate sympathy for it's freakishly small size.

He pulled The Paul on that group of nuns and after recovering from their laughter, they said a group prayer for him.

by er_slayer August 15, 2011

Pauling

To Paul; The act of making plans then flake out for no reason.

We were suppose to meet at Wackadoos but after 15 minutes I knew he was Pauling me.

by Karate Chop March 29, 2015