Hetrosexual Life-Partner

A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.

Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.

by Candidfraud August 20, 2012

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

partner

girlfriend or boyfriend you are soon to leave

yes, i'm still living with my partner

by Harald Sævareid September 2, 2003

partnershit

is all bad things in your partnership

They are in partnershit for 2 years

by partnershit September 24, 2019

National Partner Day

September 12th where you appreciate your non-binary love.

Happy national partner day darling
!

by lovebloood July 24, 2021

National partners day

A day to for all the lgbtqia+ that don’t fit into national girlfriend or boyfriend day. Yay

“Omg happy national partners day”

“Ye”

by Swaggiest person ever August 1, 2021

inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

by Bigroar May 22, 2018