Parker

Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.

Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?

by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

parker cop

Cops that get mad at the kids that stand around outside McDonalds all day thinking they are "bloods", while the "crips" stand around at the park. They enforce the laws when said kids loiter instead of getting a car, or going a place worth hanging out at. Oh yea, all this in Parker, Colorado

Parker cops always bust the faggots that act cool in Parker.

by 5xlwarrior August 3, 2010

robbie parker

someone who is by nature a good lover

"Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!"

by Oliver Heslop March 31, 2009

fudge packer

a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing

gary is a flaming homosexual so therefore he is a fudgepacker

by kramsey April 9, 2005

Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose

Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser

by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011

poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

by breakfastclub October 28, 2008