Packass

A person who stores an excessive amount of material in their back pockets; One who seems/behaves like they have something shoved up their anal cavity; Similar to a pack-mule, though often human; a lachie.

*pulls a bowling ball out of their back pocket*
"Packass"

*pulls a bowling ball out of their ass*
"Packass"

by 1ntr0v3rt January 17, 2010

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

JS PACKAGE

TOP END VEHICLE-LIKE CADILLAC-DECKED OUT WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS(FAKE CONVERTABLE TOP, VOGUE TIRES,GOLD PACKAGE, ETC.)
JEWISH/SHINE PACKAGE

THE BROTHER WOULD NOT BUY THE CADILLAC UNLESS THEY HAD THE JS PACKAGE DROPPED ON THAT BITCH!! THAT JS PACKAGE IS THE CATS ASS!!EEEECH!!!!

by MYTSKARY October 16, 2008

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

package

The primary male member. Usually associated with size.
aka unit , junk

Jane dumped Dick 'cause he had a small package.

by aiken October 21, 2002

Panaca

The giant penis monster, a powerful minor diety. Lives in the Godland. Stays drunk for many days. Is known to erupt from football fields. Due to events leading up to it becoming a god, it has taken a liking to teaching chemistry; it becomes hard with knowledge, spewing said knowledge over students. Ken Jackso La, the false prophet, was defeated by the Panaca. Blaine Manning is the accidental child of the Panaca and Vagana. For the Panaca's origin story, see Story of the Panaca, Vol. 1.

"Praise be to the Great Panaca!"
"The Panaca will rape you if you don't be careful."

by Randallus July 4, 2008