The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"

The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

The Rules of Discord (Pt 1) by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022

EX and PT 

EX and PT is a Pan-Irealandic Australian media franchise. It is the first of the "Mon 4" franchises and is created by Nakada Salren.

I am watching EX and PT.

EX and PT by Acylos The Silver Predator August 23, 2022

level 3 qualified PT 

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.

“Chloe/23/level 3 qualified PT

level 3 qualified PT by Garry Scope June 28, 2023

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) 

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.

Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023

FiveM Brain PT 2 

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”

Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.

FiveM Brain PT 2 by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025

2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser

The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.

“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”

2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025

PTSG

Post-traumatic stress growth (PTSG) is a mental health awakening following a terrifying life event. This may or may not succeed PTSD (Post-traumatic stress disorder).

Features may include ascending to bad & boujee status, radiating soulful beauty & confidence, wokeness and spiritual flow.

Disclaimer - PTSG does not improve an individuals ability in physical activities such as bowling.

Wow, Jemina has leveled up so hard that she is just 100x above & out of her ex's league! It must be that PTSG.

PTSG by The Real Tara Brach December 15, 2021