Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.
He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
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by Rave Ortega February 8, 2010
Get the Hidden Projector mug.A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
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A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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by Christy October 12, 2003
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Get the protect ya neck mug.Somebody willing to look ahead to see the dark, bleak road based upon the fear the government has instilled on its own people and rebel. Somebody who realizes that this war is more than it seems. Somebody making use of the forgotten First Admendment. An honorable miniority whose selective arrests should be grieved for as much as the honorable giving their lives.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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The antiwar protestor lacking any form of intelligence lay naked in the street to block the supply of food, water and ammo to the US troops.
by Happy to be american May 30, 2003
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