Dirty Pokas

That one red headed friend who is able to take conversation to the lowest level possible within 30 seconds. It is impossible to look them directly in the eyes as the shame of association is too overwhelming. Motion sickness pills are required to be consumed before entering into any extended conversation with a dirty pokas in order to quell the constant feeling of vomiting in one's mouth.

For fucks sake who invited dirty pokas? My only crapper is covered in vomit from everyone using it.

by Humbana June 19, 2020

Danse Polka i Polhølet

a more sofisticated word for sexual intercourse

do you want to Danse Polka i Polhølet?

by HekleOgBrodere April 24, 2023

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

picka poka please

In saying that there is no way in hell someone is correct about what they are saying.

(a man says) "Yea I'm richer then Opra" "Picka poka please, no way in hell you are richer"

by Newc May 13, 2005

Polka Dot

Noun referring to the small genitalia of a Polish Man.

I broke up with my Polish boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy me in bed with his Polka Dot.

by Kelley Kat November 14, 2012

Perkasie

A small town in Bucks County, PA where the inhabitants are known as "Perkasites" due to their similarities to Parasites. Most of the people who grow up in Perkasie will never leave. They will hang out at The Olde Towne Tavern, a grungy hole in the wall dive bar where people waste their nights and lives away in night after night or the young ones will just roam the streets aimlessly or loiter in parks and parking lots. Perkasie used to be a quaint, somewhat cute town but these days its filled with heroin shooting, coke snorting, bar flies and it'll stay that way until people realize there is more to the world than this town.

"Wanna go to Perkasie tonight and sit in McDonalds parking lot with our trucks and confederate flags?"

"No, thanks. I'd rather buy some shitty coke and go to the old towne where i can snort lines off the back of a filthy toilet like the rest of the Perkasites."

by outofhere February 9, 2010

Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.

sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic

by ShameelH December 11, 2009