A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.
by TheStriker0505 April 14, 2022
Get the Pionel Pineapple mug.Pionel Pessi is a dirty ballon D'or robbing argentine penalty merchant who loves paying the refs. He doesn't know how to play soccer or do anything except dive and miss pens. He is also know for his rigged World cup
Person 1: Thomas Müller is dogging on barca
Person 2: Including Pionel Pessi, The penalty Merchant?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Including Pionel Pessi, The penalty Merchant?
Person 1: Yes
by Whxt October 19, 2023
Get the Pionel Pessi mug.1. The act of walking to a destination, but getting lost in the process.
2. The act of finding a new route while getting lost walking to a destination.
3. The act of ending up at a completely different destination altogether after giving up on finding the first destination.
2. The act of finding a new route while getting lost walking to a destination.
3. The act of ending up at a completely different destination altogether after giving up on finding the first destination.
While trying to find the restaurant, I ended up pioneering to Ikea-- and I found a new pizza place and a shortcut on the way!
by The Lost Girl June 20, 2010
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Common usage: Anything any Re/TEApublican or FAUX Noise squawking-head asserts as factual, historical and reality. Ideological, faith-based bloviation devoid of any relation to the actual, factual real world we live in.
Historical usage: Whole-cloth fabricated numbers serving as the dubious basis for flawed statistical analysis (See WAG – Wild Ass Guess).
Common usage: Anything any Re/TEApublican or FAUX Noise squawking-head asserts as factual, historical and reality. Ideological, faith-based bloviation devoid of any relation to the actual, factual real world we live in.
Historical usage: Whole-cloth fabricated numbers serving as the dubious basis for flawed statistical analysis (See WAG – Wild Ass Guess).
Review the steaming load of PIOYA that Lyin' Ryan and Willard RawMoney spewed at the RNC Convention in Tampa, Florida this year (2012).
by rladlof September 25, 2012
Get the PIOYA mug.A sexual position similar to the rear admiral. A man enters a woman from behind, with the woman wrapping her legs around the back of the man. The man then positions the woman onto a rolling, wooden cart and proceeds to roll her around the room, a la a covered wagon. This can get extra kinky if the man dons an old cowboy hat and calls the woman a dirty ox.
"Jasper, remember when you pulled The Pioneer on me? That really took me back to the Oregon Trail days!"
by Dr. Starfish November 12, 2006
Get the The Pioneer mug.A very famous celebrity in the Philippines that sometimes looks like a drunk, a cowboy, a stalker etc.
Millions of people adore him because of his so called 'hotness'.
Millions of people adore him because of his so called 'hotness'.
Girl 1: Did you see Piolo Pascual yesterday?
Girl 2: Totally, his new movie with Angel was totally cheesy and corny but loved it anyway and his moustache!
Girl 2: Totally, his new movie with Angel was totally cheesy and corny but loved it anyway and his moustache!
by OrangeJuiceisyummy October 27, 2009
Get the Piolo Pascual mug.A school in western new york. They have a decent girls basketball team, track team, and marching band but a lousy football team and baseball team. They are often refered to as the "hicks" or the "farmers" due to their incredibly rural location. They are also steriotypically a bit behind the learning curve (though do occasionally produce something successful)
i went to pioneer!
by hello, mom! April 14, 2009
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