peter pecker

when you perry it up with a goombay

a peter pecker is a body part on a male

by karlajenkseartheagle December 8, 2017

teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

by Broan November 12, 2007

Pecker Pouch

1.A holding device used to carry a mans enormous cock if it is too heavy to walk with.
can also be used to protect and keep your cock warm in rain or any weather conditions.

1.I bought this pecker pouch so it keeps my cock protected and warm when i go fishing in the winter time.
2. Now when my dog bites me in the cock this pecker pouch will keep my dick protected.

by Russey October 17, 2008

pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Dirty Pecker

Another name for dr. pepper.

going through a drive through

"order when you're ready"

"Yeah I would like uh number 7 w/ a large dirty pecker"

by Nannabiatch June 6, 2007