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Passenger Seat Hijack

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014
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cack passenger

(noun) fanatic, zealot, sheep, follower..
Yo, quit playing Me so close, You fuckin' Cack Passenger.
by Beacon Hill Low Life July 23, 2002
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Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
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pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010
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passenging

Being a passenger in another's car or a carpool.
1. Hey! Are you driving to LA?
2. No, I'm passenging.
by JohnShier February 28, 2008
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Pissing Skittles

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
by gitzmoney January 10, 2011
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Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.
"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"
by KjSpittah May 29, 2017
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