Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020