The HLC Brand

A exceptionally successful company which produces a range of entertaining media for the enjoyment of a small selection of bitches

Another hilarious thing made by The HLC Brand

by I’ll give you siblings May 22, 2020

audrey branding

a girl who doesn’t know her place in life yet, but will get there soon. She lights up a room as soon as you see her. She’s the best best friend anyone could ever ask for and you can’t take her for granted, she’s a rare one. she’s crazy but... special.

hey do you know Audrey Branding?
No, I don’t care

by brandinganonymous February 25, 2021

Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

by chrisloves40s September 9, 2011

indi brand

Independently owned company

Indi brands are companies funded by founders and are often local or small

by Rgold16 November 21, 2017

Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 11, 2009

brand nauseum

A yet-to-be-publicised medical condition in which a member of the audience of a Brand New show feels sick, and eventually has to run out of the crowd in order to vomit his/her brains out. The cause for this condition is yet to be determined, but is largely thought to be influenced by excitement of seeing the band, which is cranked up to a dangerously high level, thus weakening the body's natural defense systems and causing the victim to fall sick.

I suffered brand nauseum while Brand New was playing.

by dr. frank-n-furter. July 19, 2009