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crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
by Landincash March 3, 2011
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brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing
Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.
by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016
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cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.
Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb
by nicky7282 May 29, 2017
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CRUMB DONUT

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT
I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.
by CROOK562 April 18, 2013
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brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.
My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).
"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"
by Momochki1 June 27, 2020
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sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock
Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet
by Mister_E March 13, 2010
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