Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

woodland grass

An affectionate name for marijuana.

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.

by Jakelot August 20, 2007

Grass-Picker

Any Kid Within 6-13 Years Old That Plays On A House League Soccer Team And Spends Most Of Their Time On The Bench.

Anthony And Robert Joined The Club To Learn, But Just Became Grass-Pickers.

by R0B3R70 October 3, 2015

Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.

Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.

by Ally_MK August 16, 2019

Grass-Button

Grass-Button is a sex position involving four people of any gender combination. It is when there is a chain of four people having intercourse on their knees outside all at the same time. The origin is the grass is because it is outside and the button part is because a button has four holes and four holes are needed for a successful Grass-Button.

Girl: "Hey I feel like having a Grass-Button, any of your friends wanna come join? it has to be multiples of four though!"

Boy: "Of course!! I love a good grass-Button"

by Lover9999 April 19, 2011

Bitch Grass

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.

"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"

by Pyrocrazyman September 18, 2009

Everett Grass

The man who started the chicken and rice trend of 2019

Did you hear, Everett Grass is in town!

by LongTailinFront March 6, 2019