fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Pint Nasty

The art of crushing down pints of beer to become intoxicated

We went to the Swinging door at lunch and got Pint Nasty

by Urizzle October 9, 2008

Pint

A short man with a short dick. Double doozy.

Michelle: I gave a Clint (short guy) a chance in the bedroom and then I realized he was a pint.

Martha: Damn, that sucks. Hopefully, Mike (Short guy) isn't a pint.

by Mo-Mo The Sailor February 21, 2021

pint of numbers

Term used for a pint of kronenburg 1664

I’ll have a pint of numbers

by Midnight barber December 9, 2022

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Pint

A traditional English euphemism for one's penis (or the penis of one's friend).

I wish there were more opportunities to watch Morris Dancing. Preferably with pint in hand.

by stubags January 9, 2017