by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019
Get the crack my assmug. The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
Get the Eat My Assmug. The physically impossible act of stimulating the penis with one’s breasts via the anus. Used as an expletive to express anger or frustration at a situation, person etc.
Dude: Hey man looks like you’ve been fined for driving in a bus-only lane again.
Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!
Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!
by Helpful_Scallywag May 14, 2018
Get the tittyfuck my assmug. "Oh shit, my ass is grass"
by Deadheartstealer August 12, 2018
Get the My ass is grassmug. by unclvito November 30, 2017
Get the shined my assmug. 
An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.
My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010
Get the riding on my assmug.