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sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.
Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?
by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010
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keith case

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.
by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014
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Ate the case

When an innocent person takes the blame for a crime to protect those responsible.
...Actually took the whole case so my mom wouldn't go to jail and so she could raise us... He ate the case...

-Killer Mike
by Goldenrodzen March 12, 2016
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Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many
Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore
by girl whettt June 21, 2016
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Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.
Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.
by Angla December 14, 2012
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Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
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Worst case

Having explosive diarrhoea and not being able to handle it, which causes making you upset and depressed and you just can't make it through the day
Friend 1 : "are you guys going to that party tonight"
Friend 2 : "don't think I'll make it, I have the worst case"
by Shlong#1 February 6, 2017
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