purple o'clock

The time of night when everyone in a group has become so giddy and sleep deprived that everything becomes funny.

Everyone: *giggling over nothing*
Person A: Oh man, is it purple o'clock already?

Person B: Probably, let me check.

Person B turns to Person C and looks them in the eyes.

Person B (with a straight face): Purple.

Person C: *begins laughing hysterically*
Person B: *also begins to laugh* It's definitely purple o'clock.

by Bunny Rose January 28, 2019

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

dusk o'clock

The time in which two young strapping gays duel.

Young kind ser are you down to joust at dusk o'clock?

by 557getmyrefferencegoldeneye? December 4, 2017

Shawn o'clock

The time at which a guy named Shawn claws your back like a cat and fingers your asshole.

*Shawn enters the room*
Mei: Hey Nicole, guess what time it is?
Nicole: What?
Mei: It's Shawn o'clock!!

by So much pain January 4, 2021

Bitch o'clock

Any time one is forced to be awake thats considered too early or too late.

"I had to get up for work at bitch o'clock!"

"It's on really late, I won't get to sleep til bitch o'clock."

by Foxymoley January 7, 2021

Couple o'clock

That time of a night where all the couples go home from a party. This usually results in all the single people staying out to party further.

"Hey, where are Mark and Tracy? And Dave and Leanne?"
"Oh, they all went home about half an hour ago. Couple o'clock came early tonight"

by Radleg January 2, 2012