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Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.
Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.
by The Darkone November 13, 2016
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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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numb out

When u can't "close the deal" aka when ya dick rock hard but can't dump that load
Shorty twat was wack,shit made my dick numb out!!!
by Ineedadumpsite777 March 28, 2016
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numb minding

Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media
by Grimydefwords February 23, 2017
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Numb Lips

When a girl is banged so hard that her privates are numb for a while.
Jeff banged Steph so hard that she had numb lips for the rest of the week.
by ScomicheFruit July 28, 2017
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Numb Digger

Clever way to bypass word blacklist on sites like Facebook, TikTok, YouTube ...

The trick is by replacing first letters between each word. Numb Digger makes sense. It is a normal sentence. It looks innocence.
Wow ... look at all these - censorship - ❌
Wow ... look at all these numb diggers. ✅
by ButterSpreadOnChocolate November 25, 2024
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Numb nub

A non responsive clitoris.
I can't get off. I've got a numb nub.
by Realgirl2020 December 23, 2020
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