Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.

Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.

by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020

Nozzling

The act of being a douche nozzle.

Look at this guy nozzling, cutting in line like that.

Why are you nozzling like this?

by Max187 June 3, 2021

Douche nozzle

/noun/ad•jec•tive/
Another level of rude, inconsiderate and/or non-amicable jerk face.

Cool guy 1: "Mr. King is a stalker."
Cool guy 2: "What a douche nozzle."

by RockinSanDiego December 17, 2016

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017

brozzle nozzle

Deriving from the use of the slang word "brozz" (singular "brozzle") for a persons "bro's", the phrase "brozzle nozzle" is a reference to the male member. Obvious as it looks, it is the nozzle, scientific term penis, on any particular brozzle, scientific term male, so to speak.

Example 1-
Person A-Can someone please explain a belt-tuck to that guy?
Person B-I know dude, his brozzle nozzle is raging out of control!

Example 2-
He better watch out mowing the lawn without pants-might get his brozzle nozzle caught in the blades...

by Ander Pisker October 26, 2007