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Noah

Normally gets girls very often, if you don’t see a girl following him then that would be a one in a million sight and you should take a picture. If you betray their trust that’s a bad move.. They are also very nice and you can always trust them to make you happy!
Nate: “bro not a single girl was following Noah at the shops today”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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Noah

Noah is the most entertaining boy you will ever meet. He has a perverted sense of humor and a really dirty mind, although he is very kind and funny at times. You can count on him to make you laugh and feel better even on your downest days. Noah's often have brown hair and really loud colorful senses of style, they also have the prettiest brown eyes. Most noah's play hockey and work very hard on their school work. If you meet a noah, keep him im your life.
Girl 2: *laughing*
Girl 1: Whats so funny?
Girl 2: Noah is dancing shirtless again!
by puppylover12345678910 June 10, 2018
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Noah

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by getNonced March 2, 2020
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Noah

Aggressive in bed, packing a huge ginormous horse cock, jerks off to anime and is a total weeb.
Girl : Omg, you’re such a Noah.(because of his penis)
by TheMaster420 February 7, 2022
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Noah

A Noah is the type of person that you never want to let go of especially if you are a girl he is smart, funny and freakishly athletic and good looking with blue eyes and skin like a Snapchat filter he is sometimes awkward to talk to but that's because he keeps many secrets but if he wants to he can steal your girl other boys don't like him because the girl they like likes him and every time they try to outshine him he outshines them in everyway
Girl:he is such a Noah
Girl 2: yeah he is
by Brooklyn30 March 17, 2020
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NOAH

most funny courageous brave wonderful sweet kind loving kid you’ll ever meet <3 he’s perfect and easy to fall in love with so I’d take a step back cause I already fell
Hey did you see Noah today jeez his 8 inch thighs tho
by wizk.rica June 2, 2019
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Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james
Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men
by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020
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