Noah

A Noah can be the biggest fuckwit you will ever meet, some Noah’s are cocky and fucking irrelevant

“That kids a real Noah aye” yeah he is a fuckwit

by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020

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Noah loves chicken and loves Naia more than chicken

Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"

Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"

by Negro6781 December 19, 2022

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He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!

Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023

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No with exclamation. Used by teenage and young adult females when irritated by the person asking the question.

Ex: Guy says, “Can I call you later?” Girl says, “NOAH!”

by Della Ree Ree Smith June 29, 2020

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the love of katie’s life like wow can you even find someone more perfect? the answer is no. go find urself a noah like mine because i’m 100% positive that a smile will pop on ur face when u see that name pop up on ur phone.

pka loser.

katie: wow have you met noah? he makes my day 100% better 😍😍

by ewitsu March 6, 2019

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Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

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