head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)

Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.

by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich

Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night

by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020

stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.

Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...

by Geo fence March 18, 2021

Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.

Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach

by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018