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sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.
Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?
by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010
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maury case

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?
man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!
by B.fantom June 21, 2010
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case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.
Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."
by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011
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Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many
Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore
by girl whettt June 21, 2016
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Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.
Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.
by Angla December 14, 2012
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slight case

A come back when someone is being exceptionally stupid.

This is a short form for "a slight case of the downs" implying that they have a mental disability but not a severe one. Typically this is defined when someone is caught being completely weird by themselves, being a little bit too clumsy or doing something without thinking at all !

Someone who has a slight case can also graduate to a "Full Case"at any moment without warning ! be alert
walking into the house to find your mom having a full conversation with her dog.
"wow mom, slight case"

"hey man, did you hear about Lexie tripping while holding a pie?"
"yea ! She's got a Slight Case "

*text from Mitch*
"Yea, its a problem when you wake up with a beautiful girl beside you and you somehow passed out before attempting to bang..."
Slight Case Moment
by CoreyLynne April 6, 2017
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keith case

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.
by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014
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