The New Nintendo Kennel Club

A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.

Guy 1: I go to the New Nintendo Kennel Club !
Guy 2: I used to before I got raped...

by Mitchgasssm March 19, 2009

nattering nabobs of negativism

The coolest thing Spiro Agnew ever said.

Spiro Agnew called the press "nattering nabobs of negativism" in his speech the other day.

by Albie Wangsta April 1, 2004

Nintendo Direct

1)A rare occurrence in which the Gods communicate with us.

2)The essence of a trillion hype boosters at 420%, compacted into a 20 to 40 minute video.

Friend: Hey, did you here a new nintendo direct is coming out to--
Me: *Explodes

by DoubtlessCar0 September 23, 2018

Nintendo

Without a doubt, THE greatest game console ever created. Period. 8-bit for life.

Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Duck Hunt, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Metal Gear,Gauntlet, Mega Man, Contra, Bionic Commando... The list just goes on.

by PaT X May 13, 2005

nintendo

Kick ass videogame company. Saved the industry in the 1980s, went downhill since, yet still are more profitable than any other videogame company (Yes, they make more $ than Sony does, because they actually make their own games. Today many jerkoffs knock Nintendo citing that their games are "kiddy" These are the same kinds of idiots that buy the Playboy videogame and think they're cool and mature because they only play games with blood and guts. A videogame is good if it is fun, and Nintendo doesn't need to rely on shock value, a la GTA, to make good games.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made ever.

by TheKlause May 13, 2005

NetTek

The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!

"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

nintendope

1. A way to describe something that is consistently good and amazing.

2. A hopeless video game addict.

Man that shit's so NINTENDOPE!

by JohnnyTwentySix August 24, 2005