Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.

by Masterg1 November 24, 2023

nigelous

a fortnite bot that spends his time lurking xbox servers, and enjoys activities such as skateboarding.

Matt: have u heard about james
John: ye heard he is a nigelous

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.

Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit

by P'taters November 21, 2018

Nigel

The rubbish bin, or the trash itself.

Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!

by YDBeemo October 15, 2018

Nigel

The correct way for a white person to greet his black friend.

What is up my Nigels

by OhDangerz March 9, 2019

Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019