neptified

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023

pecker nesting

The act of snuggling your babe from the backside with you member tucked firmly between her butt cheeks.

We didn't have sex last night, but we did enjoy an extended session of pecker nesting.

by Twisted Mister December 1, 2016

Russian Nesting

When you have sex with both the parent and their child on separate occasions.

Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.

Dude, you're totally russian nesting the Smiths.

Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.

by TheBur April 25, 2017

russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.

when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.

by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017

Anal nesting

When your fucking your partner in the ass, you fall asleep and it dries up.

I woke up and realized I was anal nesting.

by Keeks 187 March 8, 2019

Naughty Neti

Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.

"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."

"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."

by piznipy May 14, 2019

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020