Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

by HOT KYLE May 25, 2006

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Used Napkin

After power assisting an individual with a blunt object, sharp knife or shank they fall to the ground in a bloody mutilated mess, like dropping a used napkin. Best used to describe the death of a useless oxygen theif.

After Nacho Stabbed Tran In The Throat With A Shard Of Glass He Fell To The Ground Like A Used Napkin.

by fucktard666 November 16, 2009

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napkin eater

Retard. see also window licker and sped

The kids on the short bus are napkin eaters

by reger May 1, 2003

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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009

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Power Napping

When you smoke so much marijuana, that you randomly fall asleep in a standing up position for 2-3 minutes and wake up like nothing has happened.

We were having a normal conversation, when suddenly, Joe went for a Power Nap.

Luke thought he was having some sort of fit, turned out Joe was only Power Napping.

Micha was trying to hold Joe up, whilst he was having a Power Nap.

by micha356 December 5, 2009

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