shit your nest

When you mess up a good situation and cannot repair it.

I wish hadn't angered my neighbor. He used to let me borrow his tools.

Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.

by dkblue April 25, 2011

Bald Eagle's Nest

The crotch of an obese woman who cannot shave herself.

Sara couldn't attend to her bald eagle's nest; she's too lazy to do anything about it.

by MarkyB457 March 12, 2014

birds nest

While having rough sex the male tangles and tousles the woman's hair into a nest of sorts. When he is about to finish he pulls out and busts into her hair to give it the finished product hold, resembling a birds nest.

After Erin complained she ran out of hair gel Anthony fucked her and finished in her hair leaving her with a birds nest.

by Optimus P August 2, 2010

birds nest

when a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a large knot of hair that looks like a bird's nest

i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got a huge birds nest

by johncamacho May 3, 2010

ravens_nest

A place that is home to Vicki, and Belsammael, and lots of birdies - oh, and there's also kinky furry intercourse.

Belsammael carresses Vicki's tail and makes her purrrr like a kitty.

by Belsammael April 13, 2004

flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Sex Nest

The condition of matted hair on or around the back of a woman's head, resulting from prolonged love making in the missionary position.

Did you see the size of Jenny's sex nest? She must have gotten it good last night.

by ColumbiaDesignGuy May 20, 2014