My Life Is The Worst

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.

A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."

by BladeBronco December 7, 2012

MY LIFE

i am dead inside we were all meant to die anyways there is no reason in livin anymore

i wanna die phil i hate MY LIFE

by AwsomeBDD February 23, 2018

try my life

Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.

"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."

by PoisonousCandy February 16, 2017

The minutiae that ate my life.

All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.

"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."

by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010

Reaquiring My Life Goals

Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"

Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"

by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010

To save my life

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.

I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.

by History! November 13, 2016

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020