Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

A Mummy

Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.

I did A Mummy last night, it was a chilling experience.

by Scroate April 27, 2022

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

mummy

maisie chamberlain hyde

maisie chamerlain hyde is "a mummy fr" - jake

by jakestoked May 17, 2023

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

mummy peaker

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around

mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker

by katy hill April 29, 2010

Mummy nu pass

When your mother doesn't like your boyfriend or girlfriend

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her

by Likhakha December 26, 2019