Mustache Ride

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.

Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing

by team honey badger December 7, 2011

dick mustache

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

by TangClock March 6, 2009

sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007

Tough Mustache

Not my problem, do it yourself.

4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

A Cambodian Mustache

Whilst performing oral on a female she suddenly evacuates her bowels on your face.

I was goin down on your moms and she lost bowel control and inadvertantly gave me a Cambodian Mustache.

by Fat Gold Chain August 30, 2007

Mustache Ride

When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

Who wants a mustache ride?

by WAC February 16, 2003

Mustache Ride

A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.

by Gus Arnold June 7, 2013