Song of Moroni

You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.

Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.

by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019

tin-a mortis

tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.

Look at Nev, he’s got full blown Tin-a Mortis

by Azza Kraka-phat April 30, 2023

morticon

A (smelly) wallaby who plans one day to rule Spindizzy.

Morticon says, "Bats of FruitBat, and the kangaroo who is on the wrong side... hear me hear me!"

by Kinsor August 28, 2003

moronitude

The state or quality of being moronic or stupid. Can be used in reference to very ridiculous or simplistic modes of reasoning.

One wonders how someone, such as Michael Moore, can exhibit such an amazing level of moronitude and still function in society.

Perhaps this reflects much more poorly upon the moronitudity of our society as a whole and its ready acceptance of simple minded role figures.

by JustJ.J. December 9, 2008

Mootie

To have moist and wrinkly skin.

I was in the shower for too long and now my fingers are really mootie.

by Uncle Nebz December 9, 2013

Morticia

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

by maddie collins January 31, 2007

rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007