Monica defense

To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.

"My gf caught me with my pants down, so my Monica defense just wasn't a happening thing."

Monica defense by Max Debord April 21, 2007

monica the second 

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.

"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"

monica the second by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017

monica dugger 

Sexy witty brown haired blue eyed gal with a smoking body

Monica Dugger is the best

monica dugger by RayJdawg420 July 29, 2017

Monica's Meat 

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.

Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time

Monica's Meat by Rionox February 23, 2023

Monica Bellucci 

The most beautiful actress in the world.

Seeing Monica Bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.

Monica Bellucci by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Monica Lewinsky 

A female who was a White House intern during the Clinton administration. This intern used all of her wit, charm, and resources to get close to the President in order to charm him, seduce him, and have a sexual relationship with him, which turned to oral sex.
This woman has been chastised and insulted by everyone for doing something that ANYONE would have done. Bill Clinton is one of THE most popular Presidents in US History and had male and female admirers who were straight and gay. He is charismatic, attractive, and magnetic and just being around him is like being around a ball of energy and positivity.
Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton both acted inappropriately... there is no question about that. But, when it comes down to it, she did what many people around the country wanted to do. So, everyone needs to think twice before judging.

"Monica Lewinsky was a slut!"

"I would have done the same thing... and so would you!"

Monica Lewinsky by CTS May 26, 2005

Monica lewinsky 

One who enjoys cigars.

That mob boss sure is a Monica Lewinsky.

Monica lewinsky by El_Haggis September 13, 2006