your momma

the subject of all jokes used by assholes when they have no other comeback.

guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*

guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"

by fuck 'em all June 29, 2009

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Molpage

A word used when there is nothing else to say and you cannot think of anything more creative to use.

Means absolutely nothing, other than "space filler".

Can be used for other situations where the word seems pointless.

Created when a boyfriend did not know what to say to his girlfriend, and the word "molpage" was used, may also have words before it such as "total", to make "total molpage".

"This is total molpage"

"...er... molpage..."

"total molpage!"

by jason_uk February 1, 2006

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Mompa • Mompadour • Mompage • mompai • momma • Momala • momma's boy • moma • Momager • moman

Yo Momma

A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.

Also a way to start off a joke.

Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD

by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006

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UR MOMMA

when you want to diss someone with no better comeback, or a corny comeback

Dude, jus quit baseball, u can't hit for ur life if it depended on you.
Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.

by chrizles November 28, 2007

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enough to make you slap your momma

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

by R-S October 29, 2006

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