Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

moist yeet

When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.

Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!

by Yeetyeetmcgee September 18, 2019

Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.

e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!

by Næþālîc June 20, 2017

Moist Chicken

When a dude bust a nut on greasy chicken and stick it into the female's anus. Then the dude eats it while the Chicken is still in the female's anus.

"I'm going to do the Moist Chicken in you tonight."

by Milkw June 22, 2017

moist succ

A suck so moist that you get moister then a oyster and your dick falls off as well In the process.

My dad just gave me a moist succ today.

by GreenGamer52 November 10, 2017

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. October 9, 2016