Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 09, 2022

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. February 01, 2016

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 29, 2017

Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

moist yeet

When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.

Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!

by Yeetyeetmcgee September 18, 2019

Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)

Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick

by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022