Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 31, 2017

Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage

dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do

by agg tactical October 15, 2011

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022