moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 31, 2017

moist succ

A suck so moist that you get moister then a oyster and your dick falls off as well In the process.

My dad just gave me a moist succ today.

by GreenGamer52 November 10, 2017

moisez

He Kewl

Moisez.

by moisez September 26, 2018

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

moist yeet

When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.

Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!

by Yeetyeetmcgee September 18, 2019

Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019

moinksexual

The sexual and/or emotional attraction to the skinseed user Moink.

Guy #1: Dude, I’m moinksexual.
Guy #2: That just sounds like simping with extra steps.

by ThomasTheWankEngine&Friends October 11, 2020