Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

Mittens'd

When you're going in to give a "fist bump" to someone and instead of bumping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say "Mittens!" in a very high pitched voice.

Tyler and Reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. One of the girls makes a smartass comment to Reed, and Tyler says "hell yeah, give me a pound." When the girl puts out her fist, Tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out "MITTENS" in a shrill little voice. The cute chick has been "Mittens'd"

by Shadoe Swim March 8, 2010

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

Mittens Romney

An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.

Skip to 2012

Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?

"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"

by Pro-Human-anti Mittens October 16, 2012

Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha

I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!

by WooftyOne April 28, 2005

Chicken Mittens

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011