Mistake Daily

in printer terms, the worst job to be printing... in other words, corrupted files, jacked-up fonts, misplaced images, crappy photos, and past deadline-drops.

"Gone to print Mistake Daily; God knows when I'll be back home!"

by Angela October 20, 2001

Mistake

The occurrence in which human beings are able to turn off their brains. Usually occurs in guys during intercourse in which they shut off their brains to "fuck her right in the pussy."

Dude. What the heck are you doing? Wait did you seriously just make the mistake of not pulling out before you cummed. Now my pussy is flooding with you're cum. I'm going to be pregnant. What the hell man I wanted the taste of that cum so badly.

by MrVade November 27, 2015

Mistake

You

Mom: FIND A JOB YOU FUCKING MISTAKE

by Lioily June 13, 2018

Mistake

Many definitions, but the most used, is yourself

Im a mistake

by zaqwszsfdzsgf February 10, 2020

Mistake

The opposite of The Urban Dictionary

Shoot I made a mistake

by SpookyTheMimikyu April 28, 2022

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016