midnight red

a code word for periods

"Cathy I got my midnight red"

by cliffordxoxo December 20, 2015

midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014

Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance

It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.

by Branzached July 14, 2021

Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

by jayglaubach August 31, 2013

midnight flow

The wonderful sex juices that ejaculate from the male/female body, around midnight.

I totally had a midnight flow while i was just listening to music last night.

by katiegreenley December 20, 2009

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Midnight twinkle

The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.

“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”

by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018