stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.

"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"

by kate0087 January 17, 2010

The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground

Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow

by JediXT April 13, 2005

top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.

1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.

by amtracker May 26, 2010

Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.

Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on

Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa

Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy

by Dom December 20, 2004