meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 8, 2020

scales: mermaids are real

A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack

p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?

p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder

p1: and a mermaid

by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022

cure mermaid

Very epic go princess girl turns into funi mermaid princess and beats the shit out of villans with funi Flora, Twinkle, and Scarlet cure.

Cure Mermaid is one of the best blue cures to ever be made

by axel chains January 8, 2023

Visiting the Little Mermaid

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.

"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."

by Manx Drunkard December 5, 2013

The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.

My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021