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manaflage

The principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.

The pretense of management.

The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.

Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.
"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."

"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"
by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011
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megafail

one who fails at something they are determined to beat a million (or more) times. This is most likely a challenging or professional activity that noobs attempt.

An incredibly awkward and/or embarrasing fail
Last level of The World's Hardest Game.
Hit by circle.
DAMN IT ALL!

HeHe. MEGAFAIL.
by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011
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Yo, did you see that megafelony?
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"Dude, that elk gives zero fucks that people are getting out of their cars and photographing it. It's practically posing!"

"It's that megafaunal confidence bro."
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Someone getting screwed in their deaf ear while eating shit and jacking off two people while sucking on a rotten toe!
Oh man, Karas breath still stinks from getting Menahemed last night
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Hard working Weina Cleana. For all of your weina cleana needs.

Wins all hot dog eating contest.
Mena the Weina Cleana, your weina has never been cleana then when its cleaned by Mena the Weina Cleana
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