Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

ass menagerie

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda

Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.

by Rave01 June 22, 2006

menage a trois

french word for party of three. A threesome 2 guys one girl 2 girls one guy

Yo i had a menage a trois with my girl and her home girl.

by Keovani February 4, 2003

Dennis the Menace

A sexual situation in which a man removes a condom after thorough use(filled with semen), places the filled condom in a slingshot and launches the payload at an unsuspecting female companions face. The condom hits the woman with a humiliating, stinging and resounding slap. The male then shouts: "Dennis the Menace, bitch!"

"Did you hear that Scott "dennis the menace'd" his girlfriend last night!?"

"No way! I bet she was pissed!"

"I don't know, I think he was too busy playing WoW to notice."

by Larry, Warrior of Wistron! December 17, 2009

Menaf

Hairy Vagina

Heja: DUDE I JUST FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH!!
Izzy: WHO BRO?
Heja: Justine
Nazzy: doesn't she have a menaf

by Cira_silverheart March 20, 2011

menaclause

When a woman breaks out in hot flashes and freaks out over nothing at Christmas time.

She bitched so much after she opened my Christmas present, I was convinced she was experiencing menaclause.

by woon January 9, 2011

Menacii

1. Noun. A group of delinquents working together to create chaos; or a singular menace of epic proportions.

2. Adj. Displaying menacing prowess.

Barry is such menacii he just got drenched with hand sanitizer.

by Bogus September 26, 2021