meetingopoly

A game-like scramble to book desirable blocks of time for senseless meetings.

Mike had lost another round of Meetingopoly, and was double booked again.

by DaveTheToolMan June 9, 2007

Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).

When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.

by RangerGr January 31, 2010

Meetings

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

by adventurini April 27, 2015

meaking

When in a workplace environment you take your meal, break, and training at the same time.

Travis had just returned from meaking.

by kwhite25 May 15, 2016

meeting the dragon

when you get really high and you're in a dream land

rorys so high i think hes meeting the dragon

by atane November 13, 2016

memekingmoore

A guy who will steal your memes and will most likely brag about dating your friend

MemeKing: "Look at my meme."
You: "I showed that to you yesterday. Stop being such a MemeKingMoore"

by Daddy Disappointment April 21, 2018

meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022