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by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
Get the Marzipan mug.Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.
by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021
Get the Matei mug.1) a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.
2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.
by unknown November 18, 2003
Get the Marzipan mug.The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
by Bl00d f1r3 August 31, 2010
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by Hunter Hinks March 5, 2011
Get the Mathias mug.A form of Martial Arts taught only in and mastered throughout a lifetime of living in the town of Mathis,TX
by Mathis Master July 28, 2010
Get the Mathis mug.Mathias is a very intelligent guy. Unfortunately he does not any popular in anyway. He would think its fun to sit there and starre at a nothing and have no fun than being with his (2) friends. His a really annoying human being. Anti-Social asf *cough*. He's a really lonley kid the only friend he has is himself and his coumputer's. He's also a really picky human he would not eat any find off fish anf stuff the only thing he likes is water and milk and he does also not like soda or candy or anything in that sort. The only chips he likes i called Elias chips. He can't even tie his own shoe lases. And he can't even swim for his age. And he hates assholes like a ego person that thinks they're popular. That's why mathias has struggiling being happy he secrently wants to punch him in the face and unfriend and blobk him on any social media also in real life, but then the guy would annoy him forever
Random girl 1: Isn't that the boy names mathias that couldn't swim?
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(
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