Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

Matti

- crazy ass mofugging milf hunter who‘s in general fucking mum‘s with big ass tits and booties
- pussy licking god
- word can also be used as an verb and adjective

„What‘s up bro?“
„Can‘t talk right now, I‘m mattying (noun = Matti - verb = to matti, adjective = matti, mattier, mattiest) Gang gang.“

by matti21003 November 22, 2021

Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license

you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty

by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020

Matty

Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.

"Hey, isn't that Matty?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend."
"Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"

by vorey27 March 31, 2022

Mattie

Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.

Wow that guy is a real Mattie

by goatcatcher November 29, 2021

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025