Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

masterybolt

Someone that hasnt seen the light of day in ages

Wow, he really needs to stop being such a masterybolt

by Hqdhdwhfehfwhqbsqhqhswdbswh November 30, 2021

Masterbootyjiggler

Also known as Kim..
Masterbootyjiggler had his name since he was in the law of talos fandom
Currently hes a huge yu-gi-oh! nerd and wont FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Corny fuckung fag
All jokes all jokeys ok

"We love masterbootyjiggler!"
"im ready to get masterbootyjiggler in a car just so i can crash it when his legs r on the dashboard."

by Alliwantforchristmas November 28, 2023

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017